Dear internet,<\/p>\n
Here’s how proud of myself I am right now:<\/p>\n
1) Last night at pub quiz, Marty asked whose name was on the best-selling football jersey this year. We came up with a bunch of options, and my suggestion was Ladainian Tomlinson. HOLY CRAP, I WAS RIGHT.<\/p>\n
The amount of NFL-knowledge I had until this year could’ve easily fit in a teaspoon, and consisted primarily of the statement ‘football sucks’. I have about a half-cup’s worth now, and that’s all Matt’s fault.<\/p>\n
2) Cindi’s birthday is this weekend, so I was making big preparations before we went out last night. I’m dying to present it to her, so that I can show you the pictures and also make the joke I’ve been making for 24 hours now. It’s dirty. And could I be more vague?<\/p>\n
Anyway!! This weekend is all about Gophers hockey and the winter carnival and brunch and birthday partying. In short, the best weekend ever. Time to get to it.<\/p>\n
Happy February!
\nJenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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