{"id":95,"date":"2008-02-12T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-13T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=712"},"modified":"2008-12-12T11:38:37","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T17:38:37","slug":"coughcough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"coughCOUGH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I keep meaning to write today, and as the day goes on I&#8217;m getting sicker and sicker. I even went across the street and paid $7 for Dayquil. MAN.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, I will do a very abbreviated version of the last week, and hope to return soon with full sentences.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>haircut, shopping, dyeing, watching the USA-Mexico futbol game, being gay<\/li>\n<li>made camping reservations for Memorial Day (YAY!!!), made plans for Vegas this summer, went to Suzi&#8217;s for pizza and Jaro&#8217;s to play <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2250890954\/\" target=\"x\">naked ladies<\/a><\/li>\n<li>got my awesome tax refund, went to the Wolves-Celtics game (KG was kind of a dick), saw the end of the Gophers game at Big 10, <em>closed<\/em> the Dragon (this was too spectacular to describe; we loved it)<\/li>\n<li>HOCKEY DAY!! watched a lot of hockey, went to Michelle&#8217;s baby shower, watched more hockey, went to Lyle&#8217;s, watched more hockey<\/li>\n<li>got a 2nd guitar for Guitar Hero (seriously, SO MUCH FUN), went to Tom Reid&#8217;s for lunch, got free Swarm tickets, went to Swarm game (the announcer, Rusty, who was with the Saints til recently, led us in the Monty Python <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Lumberjack_Song_(Monty_Python)\" target=\"x\">lumberjack song<\/a> when the Portland Lumberjacks took the field), saw the Swarm remain unbeaten (and therefore Minnesota&#8217;s #1 sports franchise)<\/li>\n<li>hung out and cuddled with a sick boy<\/li>\n<li>went to the Gophers\/Illini game at the Barn (that&#8217;s basketball, FYI), saw Michael Jordan&#8217;s son and the entire Gophers team suck, despite having playoff hopes, got home and stumbled on <em>Purple Rain<\/em> on TV, so we of course had to watch half of it<\/li>\n<li>woke up feeling fine, came to work and rapidly started getting Matt&#8217;s plague. BLECH.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Tonight I am going to do my best to recuperate, because who wants to be sick on Valentine&#8217;s Day? NOT ME.<\/p>\n<p>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I keep meaning to write today, and as the day goes on I&#8217;m getting sicker and sicker. I even went across the street and paid $7 for Dayquil. MAN. Therefore, I will do a very abbreviated version of the last week, and hope to return soon with full sentences. haircut, shopping, dyeing, watching the USA-Mexico &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=95\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-list","category-sick"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-1x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}