Date night last night.<\/p>\n
6:05pm<\/strong> Seated at Pepitos<\/a>. Order giant margaritas.<\/p>\n 6:10pm<\/strong> Realize we’re sitting in the booth Dino Ciccarelli once sat in.<\/p>\n 6:20pm<\/strong> Food arrives. It’s much better than expected, even though I keep burning myself on my plate.<\/p>\n 6:50pm<\/strong> Get our tab. Order movie tickets from our server for $1 off, making them $4.<\/p>\n 7:00pm<\/strong> Enter the Parkway Theater<\/a> with our margaritas in to-go cups.<\/p>\n 7:05pm<\/strong> Pick out a loveseat near the front, along the right side.<\/p>\n 7:10pm<\/strong> Take turns going to the bathroom. That was a lot of margarita.<\/p>\n 7:15pm<\/strong> Begin watching Role Models<\/em>. We’re the only people there.<\/p>\n 8:00pm<\/strong> Realize that it’s wet in the crack between the cushions. Suspect this is probably due to the intense humidity in the theater, but don’t really want to think about it.<\/p>\n 9:15pm<\/strong> Head home and watch the end of the ridiculous Timberwolves game.<\/p>\n 10:00pm<\/strong> None of your business.<\/p>\n Best date night ever. Run, don’t walk, to the Pepitos Parkway Entertainment Complex. It is seriously awesome.<\/p>\n P.S. Here’s your public service announcement for today: please don’t forget to donate to charity this holiday season. It’s more necessary than ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Date night last night. 6:05pm Seated at Pepitos. Order giant margaritas. 6:10pm Realize we’re sitting in the booth Dino Ciccarelli once sat in. 6:20pm Food arrives. It’s much better than expected, even though I keep burning myself on my plate. 6:50pm Get our tab. Order movie tickets from our server for $1 off, making them …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-minneapolis"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-fh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}