{"id":86,"date":"2008-03-13T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=721"},"modified":"2008-12-10T15:05:29","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T21:05:29","slug":"what-are-they-doing-in-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"what are they doing in there?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>DUDES, THERE ARE DEMONS IN MY HEAD. My sinuses, specifically. I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s up, but what I do know is that the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Nasal_irrigation\" target=\"x\">neti pot<\/a> is the greatest thing in medical history (does that count as hippie medicine?), and that I&#8217;m pretty sure I don&#8217;t have a cold. Just demons that make me cough and fill up entire landfills with Kleenex.<\/p>\n<p>Regardless, things are excellent. We won free drinks at pub quiz last night (though not the trip to Boston), got shamrock beads in preparation for St Patrick&#8217;s Weekend (one of my favorite holidays ever), won a $25 bar tab at Burrito Loco (to which I hope to never return, so others will have to use it), and also I have an awesome new haircut, courtesy of Mahogany.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight begins Wendy&#8217;s weekend-long birthday party, which includes two-or-three very important Gophers hockey games (these determine not only whether they make it to the Final Five &#8211; and whether I have to sell my tickets &#8211; but also the NCAA tournament) and trips to many of our favorite locations. I can&#8217;t wait to give her her present, because it rules.<\/p>\n<p>And in round-the-internet news, I have two important things to say. <a href=\"http:\/\/wheels.blogs.nytimes.com\/2008\/03\/13\/seeing-a-man-about-a-dog\/index.html\" target=\"x\">This is my dream car<\/a>. And <a href=\"http:\/\/ww3.startribune.com\/blogs\/gophers\/2008\/03\/13\/u-mens-hockey-talking-with-kangas\/\" target=\"x\">how the hell does this guy get paid to write<\/a>? He&#8217;s <em>terrible<\/em>. And yet I have to read, because, you know, Gophers.<\/p>\n<p>Good luck this weekend to my favorite hockey team on earth. And to all of us, because it&#8217;s going to be a hell of a party.<\/p>\n<p>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DUDES, THERE ARE DEMONS IN MY HEAD. My sinuses, specifically. I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s up, but what I do know is that the neti pot is the greatest thing in medical history (does that count as hippie medicine?), and that I&#8217;m pretty sure I don&#8217;t have a cold. Just demons that make me cough and &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=86\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sick"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-1o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}