Jay-Z does have a lot of problems, but not as many as he thinks.<\/p>\n
1) he’s got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
\n2) he’s got foes that wanna make sure hi casket’s closed
\n3) rap critics say he’s “Money Cash Hos”
\n4) he’s from the hood
\n5) he grew up with holes in his zapatos
\n6) critics can kiss his whole asshole
\n7) they don’t like his lyrics
\n8) he’s got beef with radio if he doesn’t play their show
\n9) they don’t play his hits
\n10) rap mags try and use his black ass so advertisers can give ’em more cash for ads
\n11) he doesn’t know what you take him as
\n12) we don’t understand his intelligence
\n13) he’s from rags to riches
\n14) in his rearview mirror is the motherfuckin’ law
\n15) he’s young
\n16) he’s black
\n17) his hat’s real low
\n18) he’s not a mind reader
\n19) he’s not sure if he’s under arrest
\n20) he was doing 55 in a 54
\n21) he’s under suspicion of carrying a weapon
\n22) he’s not a lawyer
\n22) he hasn’t passed the bar
\n23) the K9 is coming
\n24) he had to strong-arm a ho
\n25) the ho didn’t have a pussy
\n26) the ho tried to push him
\n27) he couldn’t ignore him
\n28) the Lord didn’t answer his call
\n29) he got to clappin’
\n30) they were yappin’ to the captain
\n31) he’s trapped in the kit kat again
\n32) he’s back in the system with the riffraff again
\n33) there were fiends on the floor
\n34) the paparazzi was taking pictures
\n35) the DA tried to give him the shaft
\n36) he paid $500,000 bail because he’s African
\n37) there’s nothing sweet about how he holds his gun
\n38) he feels bad for you, son<\/p>\n
I’ll have more tomorrow. My brain and body are still broken from Gophers hockey this weekend. In case you didn’t hear (in which case, we may not be friends), they finally won the third game, with three minutes left in double-overtime. They played the equivalent of five games this weekend. And Tom Pohl’s apparently at the Mayo Clinic. Holy shit.<\/p>\n
We’re going to the Final Five, dudes! Probably the best weekend of the entire year!!<\/p>\n
Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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