{"id":84,"date":"2008-03-18T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-19T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=723"},"modified":"2008-12-10T15:04:20","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T21:04:20","slug":"as-if-we-needed-more-reasons-to-celebrate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"as if we needed more reasons to celebrate!"},"content":{"rendered":"

It may not be right to shove three extra bucks in the pop machine just to get quarters for laundry, but it sure feels<\/em> right. I need my Gophers-themed clothing to be clean by tomorrow.<\/p>\n

I was going to recap this whole weekend, but it seems like an insurmountable task right now. Basically, we went out a ton for Wendy<\/a>‘s birthday. I got her a Hpnotiq gift set and the Big Coloring Book of Vaginas<\/a>. There was this point when we found a blank die and decided to make up our own version of D&D involving the salt and pepper shakers and an Operation game with half the pieces missing, and then we were playing naked ladies, and I heard an Usher song that I thought was I’m in Love with a Stripper<\/em> by T-Pain, and that’s exactly how Wendy ended up getting a phone call from The Governor at 3:30am, because he wanted her to come to an afterparty. This all happened, and some other things did, too.<\/p>\n

We gave Merlin’s Rest a try again, for brunch this time. Same damn thing: excellent food, horrible service. At least the guy was nice, but I think we’re done with the place. Lame.<\/p>\n

Oh, hey, did I mention that THE GOPHERS WON<\/a>? I was sore for entire day afterward. I thought last year’s qualifying round was horrific. Also, get well soon, Tom Pohl<\/a>! I hope to god I never have to see that hit again, because it made me cry.<\/p>\n

Matt and I went out Monday night to see the Tim Malloys and hang out with drunk people. We had a good time, and even arrived home in plenty of time to celebrate privately and then watch Top Gear<\/em>. I think I’m in love with The Stig.<\/p>\n

Last night, we went out for Wendy’s actual birthday in Bloomington, as tradition dictates. After dinner and 2-for-1s, we headed to the bowling alley. I learned that I’m a more awesome pool-player than I used to be. I got ‘Motherfuckin’ P-I-M-P’ stuck in my head, which was replaced by ‘Bad Medicine’, which was itself replaced by ‘Tell Me on a Sunday’. I suspect you may not know it, because it’s from an obscure Andrew Lloyd Weber production. I’m pretty sure I rule. Also, we spent far too long debating this situation<\/a> involving bowling, physics, and Magnus ver Magnusson, the world’s strongest man.<\/p>\n

I should also mention the vast importance of this week: I met Wendy three years ago, on her birthday. I met my wonderful boyfriend two years ago Monday. I am a very lucky girl.<\/p>\n

Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It may not be right to shove three extra bucks in the pop machine just to get quarters for laundry, but it sure feels right. I need my Gophers-themed clothing to be clean by tomorrow. I was going to recap this whole weekend, but it seems like an insurmountable task right now. Basically, we went …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[28,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anniversary","category-hockey"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-1m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}