Dear Future,<\/p>\n
As you know, I turned 29 today. I spent my birthday in a cheap hotel in Sturgis, South Dakota. It’s really not as bad as it sounds.<\/p>\n
Since I’m rapidly approaching a major birthday milestone, the point at which it’s common to question, reevaluate, and possibly panic, I have just one request for the next year:<\/p>\n
Go easy on me.<\/p>\n
Yours,
\nJenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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