To My Current Employer:<\/p>\n
Please accept my resignation as of today. I have decided to start my own business selling t-shirts on cafepress.com. At a profit of $1 a shirt, I only have to sell about a billion of them before I rival Bill Gates’ wealth and business savvy. I’ve already got him beat when it comes to panache.<\/p>\n
Sincerely,
\nJenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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