{"id":80,"date":"2008-03-27T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-28T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=727"},"modified":"2008-12-10T14:58:13","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T20:58:13","slug":"now-taking-bets-on-when-10-will-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"now taking bets on when #10 will happen."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>NEW INK, RIGHT HERE.<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2291\/2368195255_d6acb2ccb1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/2368195255\/\" target=\"x\">&#8230;read all about it.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Things that will always be associated with this in my mind: peonies (with ants), <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Brad_Delp\" target=\"x\">Brad Delp&#8217;s suicide<\/a>, and the fear of what might happen if I laughed really hard while having my chest tattooed. It&#8217;s always a good time at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uptowntattoo.com\" target=\"x\">Uptown<\/a>, and Jon is the best.<\/p>\n<p>I just realized that this is my ninth! Wow.<\/p>\n<p>Afterward, Wendy and Matt and I went to CC Club. I had saran wrap up to my neck, which is a pleasant feeling indeed. We argued a lot about whether deep-fried breading or plastic wrap would make for safer sex. It&#8217;s a long story.<\/p>\n<p>This weekend is going to be fantastic, dudes, and the Gophers are starting their tournament run. As we know, anything can happen in hockey, and we&#8217;re hoping for the best. I&#8217;ll hold off on flipping cars til they actually get the title.<\/p>\n<p>Happy weekend!!<br \/>\nJenni<\/p>\n<p>p.s. Usually this dude makes me burst out laughing at my desk. Therefore, I didn&#8217;t expect this article to be <a href=\"http:\/\/deadspin.com\/372890\/bob-mould-bagels-hot-sex-western-kentucky-and-other-passionate-pinnacles-of-the-human-experience\" target=\"x\">so unbelievably excellent<\/a>. Read it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NEW INK, RIGHT HERE. &#8230;read all about it. Things that will always be associated with this in my mind: peonies (with ants), Brad Delp&#8217;s suicide, and the fear of what might happen if I laughed really hard while having my chest tattooed. It&#8217;s always a good time at Uptown, and Jon is the best. I &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=80\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tattoos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-1i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}