To Northland Plaza:<\/p>\n
I have a slight issue with one of your maintenance men. This is not a complaint, since I’ve given up complaining<\/a> for this year. Specifically, I’m wondering if this particular person has it out for me (I’m recalling a specific incident involving me, the back hallway, phone sex, and him lurking quietly around the corner), or if my distress is merely a byproduct of his overdiligence. Here is a transcript of our conversation from last Friday.<\/p>\n It seems too clueless to be calculated, but perhaps that’s his genius. Anyway, I guess what I’m saying is this: it’s cold in here. Could you get someone to turn up the heat?<\/p>\n Thanks. To Northland Plaza: I have a slight issue with one of your maintenance men. This is not a complaint, since I’ve given up complaining for this year. Specifically, I’m wondering if this particular person has it out for me (I’m recalling a specific incident involving me, the back hallway, phone sex, and him lurking quietly …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-letters"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-76","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nMe:<\/strong> OK. Will that make it warmer or cooler?
\nHim:<\/strong> Cooler. I’m opening the vents.
\nMe:<\/strong> Is there any way to avoid that? I have to run my space heater all day as it is.
\nHim:<\/strong> It’s 76 in here.
\nMe:<\/strong> I’m cold all the time.
\nHim:<\/strong> It’s 76 in here.
\nMe:<\/strong> Did someone complain?
\nHim:<\/strong> No, but it’s 76 in here. (turns digital thermometer towards me: 75.8)<\/em> See, it’s 76.
\nMe:<\/strong> Right, but…
\nHim:<\/strong> We like to keep the offices at 72.
\nMe:<\/strong> It’s cold in here. And if no one has complained–
\nHim:<\/strong> What about this guy? (points at Dave’s chair)<\/em> Do you know who he is?
\nMe:<\/strong> (pause)<\/em> Um, yes.
\nHim:<\/strong> We should ask him.
\nMe:<\/strong> He’s out of town until next Friday.
\nHim:<\/strong> We should ask him. I mean, all this computer equipment. It’s 76 in here.<\/div>\n
\nJenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"