{"id":770,"date":"2003-01-20T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-21T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=38"},"modified":"2003-01-20T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-21T06:00:00","slug":"a-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=770","title":{"rendered":"A Warning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends and Associates,<\/p>\n<p \/>Impending doom.<\/p>\n<p \/>That&#8217;s what you should sense if you get too close to me today. If I was nice, I&#8217;d put up a sign warning you of potential disaster. But I&#8217;m not feeling especially nice, either, so I&#8217;m far more likely to let you stumble into that trap.<\/p>\n<p \/>You&#8217;ve been warned.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>P.S. I did not, in fact, <a href=http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=37>get sick<\/a>. Score one for specious reasoning!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends and Associates, Impending doom. That&#8217;s what you should sense if you get too close to me today. If I was nice, I&#8217;d put up a sign warning you of potential disaster. But I&#8217;m not feeling especially nice, either, so I&#8217;m far more likely to let you stumble into that trap. You&#8217;ve been warned.Jenni &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=770\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-cq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}