{"id":76,"date":"2008-04-08T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=731"},"modified":"2008-12-12T11:22:04","modified_gmt":"2008-12-12T17:22:04","slug":"ai-would-drink-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=76","title":{"rendered":"AI would drink it."},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3097\/2401298400_5a61ed25da.jpg?v=0\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>THE MELOTINI<\/strong><br \/>\n1 part Kahlua<br \/>\n1 part Creme de Menthe<br \/>\n1 part Grey Goose<\/div>\n<p>We invented it in honor of Carmelo Anthony <a href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/rt\/western-caribbean-cruise\/\" target=\"x\">on the cruise in January<\/a>. It&#8217;s a very, very long story, and someday we may share it with you over a Melotini.<\/p>\n<p>The original recipe called for an optional float of Hpnotiq, but you should only do that if you want to be really sad afterwards. We tried this recently and it&#8217;s REALLY GOOD. Also, if you search for &#8216;melotini&#8217; on the internets, you will find several &#8216;martinis&#8217; featuring Midori. Midori is terrible. It is an aberration. And no kind of self-respecting Denver Nugget would drink it. Don&#8217;t make that mistake.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE MELOTINI 1 part Kahlua 1 part Creme de Menthe 1 part Grey Goose We invented it in honor of Carmelo Anthony on the cruise in January. It&#8217;s a very, very long story, and someday we may share it with you over a Melotini. The original recipe called for an optional float of Hpnotiq, but &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=76\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[96],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recipes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-1e","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}