{"id":736,"date":"2003-07-18T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-07-19T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=72"},"modified":"2003-07-18T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-07-19T06:00:00","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=736","title":{"rendered":"Home."},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey, remember me?<\/p>\n

I’m back. I’m glad to be home. And I had an incredible trip.<\/p>\n

I’m working on a travel journal. Right now it’s in analog format. My laptop was less communication device, more ballast in the trunk on my trip. Which was fine, really. I didn’t have much time to do anything but download photos from the camera.<\/p>\n

Here’s my vacation in a nutshell:<\/p>\n

I covered 13 states, 3 countries, and 6700 miles in 19 days.<\/p>\n

My car has new tires, new brakes, repaired power steering, a new headlight, and a new gas cap.<\/p>\n

It took me 8 days before I started talking to myself.<\/p>\n

I saw topless showgirls, mountain goats, and the Pacific Ocean (for the first time in my life). I drove through a tree. I climbed up a mountain in the snow. I had people ask me six times if I won my car on ‘The Price is Right’. I wore the same pants for three days in 115 degree heat. I’ve been cut, scraped, bruised, and sunburnt. I can accomplish more at 85mph on the interstate than most people do in a full day at work. I slept in fancy hotels, cheap motels, and my car (twice). It was all good.<\/p>\n

Check back soon for the travelogue. But first, I need to catch up on some sleep.<\/p>\n

Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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