{"id":721,"date":"2003-09-04T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-05T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=87"},"modified":"2003-09-04T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-05T06:00:00","slug":"two-and-counting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=721","title":{"rendered":"Two and Counting."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends:<\/p>\n<p \/>Today, I made my second enemy.<\/p>\n<p \/>It&#8217;s a funny feeling, knowing the date and time at which someone began to hate you. And I&#8217;m not saying there aren&#8217;t plenty of people who dislike me, but there are two in particular who have made their hatred known, and are therefore confirmed enemies.<\/p>\n<p \/>Also, I think it&#8217;s indicative that both of these enemies were made within the past few months. I&#8217;m on a roll!<\/p>\n<p \/>If you would also like to declare yourself my enemy, feel free to <a href='mailto:j@plinko.net?subject=i hate you, you bitch'>drop me a line<\/a> and let me know. But you better have a damn good reason, or it doesn&#8217;t count.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>P.S. You probably already know this, but: <a href=http:\/\/www.runawaytruck.com target=outie>my travelogue<\/a> is finished. Woo!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends: Today, I made my second enemy. It&#8217;s a funny feeling, knowing the date and time at which someone began to hate you. And I&#8217;m not saying there aren&#8217;t plenty of people who dislike me, but there are two in particular who have made their hatred known, and are therefore confirmed enemies. Also, I &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=721\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-bD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}