{"id":706,"date":"2003-10-05T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-06T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=102"},"modified":"2003-10-05T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-06T06:00:00","slug":"corny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=706","title":{"rendered":"Corny"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Friends:<\/p>\n

Lest you ever question that the midwest is the place where all the cool shit happens, I give you proof: Sever’s Corn Maze<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Heather and I attended this farming wonder yesterday, and it was everything I expected and more. Where else can you pay to get lost in an eight-foot-tall cornfield, eat cheese curds while sitting on haybales (and consequently get hay stuck all over your ass, and tell me that’s not hot), watch pigs race, get a henna tattoo, watch the Vikings game, scale the climbing wall, slingshot pumpkins, pet a kangaroo, and ride a camel? That’s right. Only at the corn maze.<\/p>\n

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The line to get in was, like, five miles long. Seriously.<\/i><\/p>\n


Corn Maze Band. You can find them next to the Mini Donuts stand.<\/i><\/p>\n


Pigs. Racing.<\/i><\/p>\n


Exotic animals 1 and 2<\/i><\/p>\n


Exotic animal 3<\/i><\/p>\n


Exotic animal 4<\/i><\/p>\n


Exotic animal 5<\/i><\/p>\n


Exotic animal 6 (rideable)<\/i><\/p>\n


Exotic animal 7 samples my girlfriend<\/i><\/p>\n


A view from the inside.<\/i><\/p>\n


Dude, I found Sever!<\/i><\/p>\n


My submission to the coloring contest. He’s not doing rock hands, he was in a combine accident. Sever, get it?<\/i><\/div>\n

You’re jealous, aren’t you?
Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Friends: Lest you ever question that the midwest is the place where all the cool shit happens, I give you proof: Sever’s Corn Maze. Heather and I attended this farming wonder yesterday, and it was everything I expected and more. Where else can you pay to get lost in an eight-foot-tall cornfield, eat cheese …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-corny","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}