{"id":69,"date":"2008-05-08T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-09T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=738"},"modified":"2008-12-09T15:43:15","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T21:43:15","slug":"bailando","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"bailando!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Matt sent me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2190872\" target=\"x\">this article about being vegetarian<\/a> yesterday. It&#8217;s 100% correct.<\/p>\n<p><em>Please don&#8217;t try to convince us that being vegetarian is somehow wrong. If you&#8217;re concerned for my health, that&#8217;s very nice, though you can rest assured that I&#8217;m in shipshape. If you want to have an amiable t\u00eate-\u00e0-t\u00eate about vegetarianism, that&#8217;s great. But if you insist on being the aggressive blowhard who takes meatlessness as a personal insult and rails about what fools we all are, you&#8217;re only going to persuade me that you&#8217;re a dickhead.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>READ IT.<\/p>\n<p>I got economically stimulated today, just in time to convert it to 3,700 pesos at the Puerto Vallarta airport. (I need to find a calculator somewhere that will tell me how many margaritas that is.) Oh, and I also opened a Sharebuilder account the other day, because they have this deal where you get $50 after making your first trade. It&#8217;s my first non-retirement-related adventure with the stock market, so it&#8217;s very exciting.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of exciting, have you heard that we&#8217;re going to Mexico tomorrow?? WE ARE! It&#8217;s also our one-and-a-half year anniversary. I&#8217;m going somewhere tropical with my favorite boy in the entire universe, and I&#8217;m pretty sure that means I&#8217;m really lucky.<\/p>\n<p>Hasta luego, amigos!<\/p>\n<p>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matt sent me this article about being vegetarian yesterday. It&#8217;s 100% correct. Please don&#8217;t try to convince us that being vegetarian is somehow wrong. If you&#8217;re concerned for my health, that&#8217;s very nice, though you can rest assured that I&#8217;m in shipshape. If you want to have an amiable t\u00eate-\u00e0-t\u00eate about vegetarianism, that&#8217;s great. But &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=69\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[28,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anniversary","category-vacation"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-bailando","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}