{"id":668,"date":"2003-12-01T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-02T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=140"},"modified":"2003-12-01T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-02T06:00:00","slug":"my-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=668","title":{"rendered":"My President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Paramedics:<\/p>\n<p \/>If there should come a time when I am stranded somewhere and become violently hypoglycemic like I did last night at the coffeeshop, and Heather is not a phone-call away from coming to rescue me, please be aware of my own personal quirk, which should not cause you unnecessary alarm. You know how you ask semi-conscious people questions to test their alertness? Like, what year is it? Where do you live? What&#8217;s your last name?<\/p>\n<p \/>To the question:<\/p>\n<p \/>Who&#8217;s the president?<\/p>\n<p \/>I will reply:<\/p>\n<p \/>Charlton Heston.<\/p>\n<p \/>I can&#8217;t help it. It&#8217;s funny, <i>every single time<\/i>. Even half-dead.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Paramedics: If there should come a time when I am stranded somewhere and become violently hypoglycemic like I did last night at the coffeeshop, and Heather is not a phone-call away from coming to rescue me, please be aware of my own personal quirk, which should not cause you unnecessary alarm. You know how &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=668\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-aM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}