{"id":66,"date":"2008-05-26T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=741"},"modified":"2008-12-09T15:35:52","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T21:35:52","slug":"two-bitches-one-for-each-nut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=66","title":{"rendered":"two bitches, one for each nut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t stop giggling at my desk today, because I keep thinking of things we talked about this weekend. I seriously laughed so hard that my ribs ached the whole time.<\/p>\n<p>While camping at Brunet Island, we:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>went canoeing<\/li>\n<li>made a lot of awesome food over the fire<\/li>\n<li>had a dance party on a picnic table<\/li>\n<li>kept my perfect bocce season intact<\/li>\n<li>discovered that Tang is the ultimate mixer<\/li>\n<li>fed the entire Midwestern mosquito population<\/li>\n<li>played many, many card games<\/li>\n<li>got evacuated from our campsite<\/li>\n<li>survived a tornado<\/li>\n<li>&#8230;and I wore pajama bottoms the whole time. It&#8217;s the right thing to do.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Since we stayed there for 3 nights instead of the usual two, we walked over to the RV part of the campground and took showers on Sunday. I thought that was the greatest shower of my life until we got home yesterday and showered again. Bug spray plus mud plus campfire smoke plus general outdoors-all-day stank makes for a hell of a cleanup task. I even cut and repainted my nails, because my toenail polish absorbed all the dirt in Wisconsin and turned black. Blech.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, we were home before 1pm yesterday, which gave us plenty of time to clean up and put away all the camping stuff. I potted some plants, knitted, and then we fell asleep on the floor for an hour. After the Red Wings-Penguins game, I promptly fell asleep on Matt&#8217;s lap and slept from 10pm til 7am. 9 hours of sleep, and I&#8217;m still inclined to doze on my desk this afternoon. All that relaxation is hard work!<\/p>\n<p>Here are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/sets\/72157605281351182\/\" target=\"x\">photos from camping<\/a>, and also from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/queen_of_subtle\/sets\/72157605285341249\/\" target=\"x\">draft party<\/a>, which happened last Thursday night and I&#8217;d already forgotten about due to camping excitement.<\/p>\n<p>Could we get some summer now, please? It was 80 degrees when we packed up yesterday, and now we&#8217;re back to jacket-wearing season. LAME.<\/p>\n<p>Hope your long weekend was awesome!<br \/>\nJenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t stop giggling at my desk today, because I keep thinking of things we talked about this weekend. I seriously laughed so hard that my ribs ached the whole time. 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