{"id":658,"date":"2003-12-21T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-22T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=150"},"modified":"2003-12-21T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-12-22T06:00:00","slug":"searchable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=658","title":{"rendered":"Searchable!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hi!<\/p>\n

I had kind of a crappy weekend, in which I felt old and tired and didn’t get a damn thing done, except for eating and sometimes sleeping. Don’t worry, I’ve already gone ahead and made myself feel good and guilty about it, so at least you know I’m back to normal in that respect.<\/p>\n

A conversation with the Sexiest Man Alive last night about the fact that he has been written about more than once on my website has prompted the following:<\/p>\n

A SEARCH PAGE<\/a>.<\/p>\n

As with most things, it’s probably more to my benefit than yours, since I tend to title these posts in an obscure way, and combining that with my shitty memory means that I can never, ever find something I wrote about in the past. So Merry Christmas to me! And, hey, Bryan! Check this out<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Also, that page took me about twice as long as it should have to write, because I was doing it via remote access, and because for some reason I can’t even begin to understand, I’ve started punctuating my code:<\/p>\n

\n

if loc > 0 then
    matchtext = right(posts(3,y),len(posts(3,y))-(loc-1))
end if.<\/div>\n

You know what that means? It means that my scripts are sheer poetry, my friends.<\/p>\n

You know it.
Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hi! I had kind of a crappy weekend, in which I felt old and tired and didn’t get a damn thing done, except for eating and sometimes sleeping. Don’t worry, I’ve already gone ahead and made myself feel good and guilty about it, so at least you know I’m back to normal in that respect. …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-aC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}