{"id":647,"date":"2004-01-11T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-12T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=161"},"modified":"2004-01-11T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-12T06:00:00","slug":"ching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=647","title":{"rendered":"Ching."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hombres:<\/p>\n<p \/>How many times in my life am I gonna get to do this?<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align=center><img src=http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/bling.jpg><br \/><i>bling!<\/i><\/div>\n<p \/>Also, if I have any say in your financial futures, and I think that I should, then please take my advice and do not ever, ever get an account with US Bank. I took the liberty of redesigning their logo to something more fitting:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align=center><img src=http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/usbank.gif><\/div>\n<p \/>Credit unions are the neighborhood co-ops of the banking world, and they deserve your cash.<\/p>\n<p \/>Over and out.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hombres: How many times in my life am I gonna get to do this? bling! Also, if I have any say in your financial futures, and I think that I should, then please take my advice and do not ever, ever get an account with US Bank. I took the liberty of redesigning their logo &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=647\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-ching","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}