{"id":644,"date":"2004-01-12T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-13T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=164"},"modified":"2004-01-12T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-13T06:00:00","slug":"statistical-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=644","title":{"rendered":"Statistical Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Um.<\/p>\n<p \/>Why didn&#8217;t anybody tell me about <a href=http:\/\/www.alexa.com\/data\/details?url=http:\/\/www.plinko.net target=uhhuh>this<\/a>??<\/p>\n<p \/>If you have a website, this could be your new pornography. Apparently, I manage to reach almost 10 out of every 1,000,000 internet users <i>every single month<\/i>. A <a href=http:\/\/www.alexa.com\/data\/ds\/linksin?q=link:plinko.net\/&#038;url=http:\/\/www.plinko.net target=uhhuh>whole buncha sites<\/a> link to me, for some reason. I have <i>no popups<\/i> (which is a lie, since <a href=http:\/\/www.404lab.com target=uhhuh>404lab<\/a> has a couple). People who visit plinko also visit the <a href=http:\/\/www.naatanet.org\/ target=uhhuh>National Asian American Telecommunications Association<\/a>. It makes perfect sense.<\/p>\n<p \/><a name=1><\/a>Stats for my other sites are bleak, but I&#8217;m ignoring that. Also, I&#8217;m a little disappointed that no one has reviewed my site yet. Not that I&#8217;m asking you to, or anything<span class=small><sup><a href=#n1>1<\/a><\/sup><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p \/>Man. Looks like I&#8217;ve <a href=http:\/\/www.alexa.com\/data\/details\/traffic_details?&#038;range=6m&#038;size=large&#038;compare_sites=amazon.com&#038;url=http:\/\/www.plinko.net#graph target=uhhuh>got some catching up to do<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class=small><a name=n1><\/a><sup><a href=#1>1<\/a><\/sup> Just remember that &#8220;stone cold motherfucking badass of a webmistress&#8221; probably isn&#8217;t going to clear the censors.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um. Why didn&#8217;t anybody tell me about this?? If you have a website, this could be your new pornography. Apparently, I manage to reach almost 10 out of every 1,000,000 internet users every single month. A whole buncha sites link to me, for some reason. I have no popups (which is a lie, since 404lab &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=644\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-ao","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/644\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}