{"id":642,"date":"2004-01-13T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-14T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=166"},"modified":"2004-01-13T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-14T06:00:00","slug":"over-and-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=642","title":{"rendered":"Over and out."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, hey.<\/p>\n<p \/>One last note before vacation. Two things.<\/p>\n<p \/>#1: I OWN A GIANT POCKETKNIFE.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align=center><img src=http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/bigass-knife.jpg><\/div>\n<p \/>I <i>so<\/i> want to bring this through airport security tomorrow. OK, I won&#8217;t. But it&#8217;s completely awesome, right? It even opens and closes. The potential for practical jokes is almost unlimited. Also, it&#8217;s just good art.<\/p>\n<p \/>#2: THINGS BE GOOD.<\/p>\n<p \/>I guess it&#8217;s a good sign that you really like your life the way it is when you get a little bummed about leaving it for a week. Yeah, I&#8217;m happy about the time away from my various work projects, but I kind of like my routine. I&#8217;ll miss all the folks around here.<\/p>\n<p \/>Don&#8217;t you worry yourselves too much. I&#8217;ll be back.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, hey. One last note before vacation. Two things. #1: I OWN A GIANT POCKETKNIFE. I so want to bring this through airport security tomorrow. OK, I won&#8217;t. But it&#8217;s completely awesome, right? It even opens and closes. The potential for practical jokes is almost unlimited. Also, it&#8217;s just good art. #2: THINGS BE GOOD. &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=642\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-am","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}