{"id":637,"date":"2004-01-26T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-27T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=171"},"modified":"2004-01-26T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-27T06:00:00","slug":"geek-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=637","title":{"rendered":"Geek jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Afternoon.<\/p>\n<p \/>Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong. I love Owen, my friend and stylist. But he has an agenda as regards my hairstyle: he thinks I need the dyke cut.<\/p>\n<p \/>He does the same thing to Heather, too, but her hair looks good all short and spiky. Mine doesn&#8217;t. Also, I think it&#8217;s funny that he should arrive at this conclusion,  even though every time I see him we spend the entire time gossiping about boys. It&#8217;s strange.<\/p>\n<p \/>So, my hair is kinda shorter now, and I think I like it, but it takes a lot of work. Also, I&#8217;ve discovered that when it comes to hairstyles, there&#8217;s about a half-degree difference between punk-rock and soccer-mom, and it has everything to do with the amount of gel you use.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>P.S. I wish I could make a documentary film about work today. The project manager is out, it&#8217;s a million degrees in here, and we&#8217;re all goofy after lunch. Three database geeks crowded into my office and started shouting to each other: &#8220;What happened to my BLOB? You broke my BLOB. Stay away from my BLOB. Don&#8217;t mess with a man&#8217;s BLOB! I need my BLOB.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p \/>DBA humor. I want to go home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Afternoon. Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong. I love Owen, my friend and stylist. But he has an agenda as regards my hairstyle: he thinks I need the dyke cut. He does the same thing to Heather, too, but her hair looks good all short and spiky. Mine doesn&#8217;t. Also, I think it&#8217;s funny that he &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=637\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-ah","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}