{"id":636,"date":"2004-01-26T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-27T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=172"},"modified":"2004-01-26T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-27T06:00:00","slug":"what-im-talking-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=636","title":{"rendered":"What I’m talking about."},"content":{"rendered":"

Hi there.<\/p>\n

Reading about Jay’s search for a song<\/a>, which I’m pretty sure he dreamed about and doesn’t really exist, for some reason reminded me of my favorite childhood song. Whenever I ask people if they know it, they don’t, and then I’m obligated to sing it to them in its ten-verse entirety, shouting and all.<\/p>\n

So now I’m asking you, in informal-survey format:<\/p>\n

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<\/a>Do you know the Chicago fire song1<\/a><\/sup><\/span>?<\/i><\/p>\n

YES!<\/b><\/a>  NO.<\/b><\/a><\/div>\n

So, in doing research on the Chicago fire song, I have made an incredibly important discovery. I think this may, in fact, be the most important document ever published on the internet<\/b>. OK, don’t let the fact that it’s a 100-page pdf deter you: you will be glad you downloaded, and printed, and made many many copies of it. You will be glad you passed out copies to everyone you know. Trust me.<\/p>\n

Enjoy<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Jenni<\/p>\n

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<\/a>1<\/a><\/sup> It’s the one that starts out:<\/p>\n

Ten nights ago, when we were all in bed
Old lady Leary put a lantern in the shed…
<\/i>
And so on, until Chicago burns down. Apparently, it’s a girl scout classic, which is probably where I learned it, although I like to believe it’s part of the residency requirements when growing up in Chicago.<\/p>\n

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