{"id":629,"date":"2004-02-01T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-02T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=179"},"modified":"2004-02-01T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-02T06:00:00","slug":"pause","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=629","title":{"rendered":"*pause*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mom and Dad:<\/p>\n<p \/>Sometimes you make me wish there was a conversational &#8216;pause&#8217; button.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class=small><i>Watching a Cialis commercial.<\/i><\/p>\n<p \/>Announcer: Erections lasting over four hours may require medical attention.<br \/>Mom: FOUR HOURS!?!<br \/>Dad: I feel like such an underachiever.<\/p>\n<p \/><\/div>\n<p>Shiver.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mom and Dad: Sometimes you make me wish there was a conversational &#8216;pause&#8217; button. Watching a Cialis commercial. Announcer: Erections lasting over four hours may require medical attention.Mom: FOUR HOURS!?!Dad: I feel like such an underachiever. Shiver.Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-pause","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}