{"id":627,"date":"2004-02-05T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-06T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=181"},"modified":"2004-02-05T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-06T06:00:00","slug":"pro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=627","title":{"rendered":"Pro."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends:<\/p>\n<p \/>Today&#8217;s achievements are many and varied. They include such things at getting up at 5:30, and being done with work by 9am. Foremost among them, however, are the following:<\/p>\n<p \/>ONE.<\/p>\n<p \/>When I touch my toes, I can now put my palms flat on the floor. If bending over was an Olympic sport, I&#8217;d be a medali&#8230; oh, wait. Never mind.<\/p>\n<p \/>TWO.<\/p>\n<p \/>I made this scarf. I am now a professional knitter, and I need to update my resume.<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align=center><img src=http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/scarf.jpg><\/div>\n<p \/>This is cause for celebration, and therefore, I&#8217;m going to Luce. Any excuse, really.<\/p>\n<p \/>Bye now.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Friends: Today&#8217;s achievements are many and varied. They include such things at getting up at 5:30, and being done with work by 9am. Foremost among them, however, are the following: ONE. When I touch my toes, I can now put my palms flat on the floor. If bending over was an Olympic sport, I&#8217;d &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=627\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-pro","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}