{"id":617,"date":"2004-02-23T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-24T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=191"},"modified":"2004-02-23T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-24T06:00:00","slug":"nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=617","title":{"rendered":"Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hombres:<\/p>\n<p \/>Well, no, I haven&#8217;t written. Not because I have nothing to say, but because it&#8217;s not very interesting. Why do you people make me feel like I have to do something significant before I report back to you? Sigh. It&#8217;s pressure.<\/p>\n<p \/>Actually, I&#8217;ve been distracted by my <a href=http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/f_o_n_y\/ target=cell>cellphone journal thingy<\/a>, and also talking to some folks who are actually here in Minnesota for once. It&#8217;s hard to believe, but, yes, there are people doing things online here. Weird. <\/p>\n<p \/>So, um. First of all, I&#8217;m sick. My workplace offers the ideal conditions for the culture of virulent illness, and I have finally succumbed. That, or it&#8217;s from making out with&#8230; never mind. It&#8217;s the office. However, I am determined to not let the sickness win, so I am sticking to my self-prescribed regimen of extra complaining. It seems to be working.<\/p>\n<p \/>The rest has kind of been the usual. You could maybe put a bunch of slips of paper with my activities on them in a hat, shake them up, and pick one at a time to reconstruct a fair semblance of my week. Here, I&#8217;ll help you get started: <\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align=center>[coffee.] [dinner.] [brunch.] [work.] [ymca.] [drive.] [knit.] [email.] [(censored).] [complain.] [movie.] [clean.] [shop.]<\/div>\n<p \/>You&#8217;ll notice that &#8216;post witty commentary on website&#8217; isn&#8217;t among those. And you might think that was an accidental omission, but you&#8217;d be wrong.<\/p>\n<p \/>Bye now!<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hombres: Well, no, I haven&#8217;t written. Not because I have nothing to say, but because it&#8217;s not very interesting. Why do you people make me feel like I have to do something significant before I report back to you? Sigh. It&#8217;s pressure. Actually, I&#8217;ve been distracted by my cellphone journal thingy, and also talking to &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=617\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-nothing","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}