{"id":615,"date":"2004-02-25T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-26T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=193"},"modified":"2004-02-25T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-26T06:00:00","slug":"hippy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=615","title":{"rendered":"Hippy"},"content":{"rendered":"

Why, hello there.<\/p>\n

Add this to the list of fun facts you have accumulated about me: I found out today that I have unusually high hipbones.<\/p>\n

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<\/a>Superawesome hippie dyke doctor<\/i>: Wow! Look at that! You have unusually high hipbones<\/b>! They’re all the way up here! (Pointing at my shoulder)1<\/a><\/sup><\/span>
Me<\/i>: Can I pull up my underwear now?<\/div>\n

So, I’m not sure if I should be alarmed by that or what. Does that mean I’m perfectly suited for the childbearing I am never going to do? Will this win me some kind of public acclaim? I can only hope.<\/p>\n

I suspect that this is clue #1 in my endless quest to figure out what’s wrong with me proportionally. See, I’m normal height (5’7″), but pants are always an inch or two too long for me. Also, I’m very short-waisted, so I buy low or ultralow-waisted pants and they go around my waist. So what I assume from that is that what I lack in legs, I must make up in torso. Do I have an alarmingly-extended torso? I don’t think so. I mean, shirts end where they’re supposed to, and not a moment too soon. Therefore, I’m confused, and suspect there’s some Twilight-Zone action afoot.<\/p>\n

Also, the fact that I’ve clearly spent quite a bit of time pondering this is indicative. Of what, you’ll have to decide for yourself.<\/p>\n

Jenni<\/p>\n

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<\/a>1<\/a><\/sup> I exaggerate.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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