{"id":610,"date":"2004-03-07T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-08T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=198"},"modified":"2004-03-07T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-08T06:00:00","slug":"some-um-you-know-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=610","title":{"rendered":"Some, um, you know. Stuff."},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello there.<\/p>\n

A few random notes for this evening, before I retire.<\/p>\n

– I have a used tube of CLUBMAN moustache wax on my table. Does that turn you on?<\/p>\n

– I sanded so much tonight I can barely feel my right hand. I tried it with the left, but the sander tended to spring away from me and skitter across the table like a large vibrating rodent. I’m going to require physical therapy once this project is done.<\/p>\n

– ‘Lawdy, momma’ is the best email salutation I’ve received in a hell of a long time.<\/p>\n

– While I was in the shower tonight for a very very long time, washing sawdust out of my hair and doing all the necessary shaving and such, I realized that getting ready for a yearly exam is even more exacting than getting ready for a date, because a date usually doesn’t involve fluorescent lighting.<\/p>\n

– Footnotes aren’t great in the RSS feed. Sorry. I’ll work something out, I promise. Until then, shut up.<\/p>\n

– Spalding Gray, R.I.P. Sigh.<\/p>\n

Sleep tight.
Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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