{"id":608,"date":"2004-03-09T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-10T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=200"},"modified":"2004-03-09T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-10T06:00:00","slug":"chocolate-mussolini-v20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=608","title":{"rendered":"chocolate mussolini, v2.0"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hi there!<\/p>\n

As you can see, I’ve done some housecleaning round these parts.<\/p>\n

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I had a torturous mental debate that lasted all of five minutes on the way home from work, because I’m opposed to putting blocks of text in a sans-serif typeface. Serif reads faster, but I challenge you to name one good serif font that’s in almost-universal use today. So I opted to make you work harder, and read this in Tahoma, which nicely deprecates to Verdana if you don’t have it. Anyway.<\/p>\n

I also chose to remove all the images from the site, apart from those that occur in updates. I mean, if I couldn’t post photos of my knitting projects, I might as well give it all up.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

I didn’t do this just to distract you from the fact that I haven’t put up a new episode of creamedpeas<\/a> in months. I have a few of them in the works, and by ‘in the works’ I mean I typed them in a neatly-organized list on my Yahoo calendar. Foremost among them is the one featuring a needlepoint cock. You can’t wait.<\/p>\n

In other news, I am prepared<\/a> for the presidential campaign this year. You can make one, too<\/a>.*<\/p>\n

* Warning: You cannot use the word ‘fuck’, which may render you temporarily idea-less. Keep thinking, you’ll come up with something.<\/i><\/p>\n

Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hi there! As you can see, I’ve done some housecleaning round these parts. I had a torturous mental debate that lasted all of five minutes on the way home from work, because I’m opposed to putting blocks of text in a sans-serif typeface. Serif reads faster, but I challenge you to name one good serif …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-9O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/608\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}