{"id":606,"date":"2004-03-10T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-11T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=202"},"modified":"2004-03-10T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-11T06:00:00","slug":"with-sprinkles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=606","title":{"rendered":"With sprinkles!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK.<\/p>\n<p \/>The thing about fitness that really sucks is that it&#8217;s not a package deal. Strong does not equal flexible does not equal aerobically fit does not equal thin. Also, whatever you&#8217;re doing, you can always push harder: more endurance. More weights. Pretzel yourself up into a tight little ball, then stand on your head. Build the machine that thrives only on water and that bulk-up powder they sell in 50-gallon barrels at GNC.<\/p>\n<p \/>If you&#8217;re not vigilant, one of those things will sneak up behind you, hit you over the head with a baseball bat, and when you wake up in the alley behind the 7-11, you&#8217;re fat. Here, have a donut.<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s how it works, at least. I&#8217;m hoping to not find out.<\/p>\n<p \/>Back to stretching!<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK. The thing about fitness that really sucks is that it&#8217;s not a package deal. Strong does not equal flexible does not equal aerobically fit does not equal thin. Also, whatever you&#8217;re doing, you can always push harder: more endurance. More weights. Pretzel yourself up into a tight little ball, then stand on your head. &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=606\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-9M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}