{"id":601,"date":"2004-03-31T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-01T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=207"},"modified":"2004-03-31T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-01T06:00:00","slug":"aprilfoolish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=601","title":{"rendered":"Aprilfoolish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday stuff.<\/p>\n<p \/>1) Team Plinko is doing the <a href='http:\/\/register.mnaidsproject.org\/site\/TR?pg=entry&#038;fr_id=1020' target='there'>Minnesota AIDS Walk<\/a> on May 16. I was happy to find out that it&#8217;s a 10k instead of 5. Good training for <a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=205'>the big event<\/a> in September. Don&#8217;t worry, I won&#8217;t ask you to donate to this one, too. It&#8217;s covered.<\/p>\n<p \/>2) We took The Sexiest Man Alive out for birthday dinner today at Norton&#8217;s. Greg Norton is Bryan&#8217;s hero, due to the handlebar moustache and, oh yeah, H<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday stuff. 1) Team Plinko is doing the Minnesota AIDS Walk on May 16. I was happy to find out that it&#8217;s a 10k instead of 5. Good training for the big event in September. Don&#8217;t worry, I won&#8217;t ask you to donate to this one, too. It&#8217;s covered. 2) We took The Sexiest Man &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=601\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-9H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}