{"id":596,"date":"2004-04-12T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-13T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=212"},"modified":"2004-04-12T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-13T06:00:00","slug":"eh-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=596","title":{"rendered":"eh. stuff."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My week in pictures!<\/p>\n<p \/><img src='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/cock.jpg' \/><br \/>Cock.<br \/>We went to this animal shelter up north and I didn&#8217;t even cry once. You know you&#8217;ve spent your entire life near a city when you want to stand and laugh at the chickens all day.<\/p>\n<p \/><img src='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/blood.jpg' \/><br \/>I made red velvet cake for Easter brunch.<\/p>\n<p \/><img src='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/redvelvet.jpg' \/><br \/>I&#8217;m told it was good. Red velvet cake is deep-south-tacky-licious. I made it in the shape of a bunny&#8217;s head, and then when I cut it&#8230; well, you know.<\/p>\n<p \/><img src='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/tarp.jpg' \/><br \/>My bedroom in progress. If you had to look at that wallpaper, <strike>you&#8217;d kill people and bury them in the backyard, too<\/strike>, you&#8217;d be repainting, too. Sometimes I take that tarp off the bed to sleep.<\/p>\n<p \/>While I was daydreaming my way to work this morning, I realized I&#8217;m really, really excited about my upcoming classes, which start this week. I&#8217;ll be in woodshop II: the sequel, this time building adirondack chairs with adirondack ottomans. Um, ottomen? Hmm. Also, I&#8217;m taking a quilting class. With my mom! Yes, Claudia and I will be rocking some lap quilts this quarter. We rule.<\/p>\n<p \/>Then I&#8217;m thinking for summer it&#8217;s back to yoga, because I don&#8217;t have time for hip-replacement surgery before the walk in September. I&#8217;d like to find out if someone&#8217;s offering auto shop over the summer, too, because my car-paranoia has become almost immobilizing. I hear that automotive knowledge can actually extend far beyond the tire pressure gauge and bottle of windshield-washer fluid, and so I think I&#8217;ll have to check that out.<\/p>\n<p \/>Oh, here are some projects I finished recently, too. People seem to really dig that purse, but I&#8217;m not a fan. Version 2 will have about 80 more pockets and a button.<\/p>\n<p \/><img src='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/purse.jpg' \/><\/p>\n<p \/><img src='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/scarf2.jpg' \/><\/p>\n<p \/>Later, dude.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My week in pictures! Cock.We went to this animal shelter up north and I didn&#8217;t even cry once. You know you&#8217;ve spent your entire life near a city when you want to stand and laugh at the chickens all day. 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