{"id":589,"date":"2004-04-30T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-01T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=219"},"modified":"2004-04-30T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-01T06:00:00","slug":"eh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=589","title":{"rendered":"Eh."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yuh-huh.<\/p>\n<p \/>So <a href='http:\/\/www.bertine.org\/' target='somewhere'>Bertine<\/a> and I were talking the other day about web projects. She&#8217;s got plans for <a href='http:\/\/www.plinko.net\/roulette\/' target='somewhere'>Email Roulette<\/a> v3, and me, I&#8217;ve got nothin&#8217;. I&#8217;ve got <a href='http:\/\/www.bad2worse.com\/' target='somewhere'>one new domain<\/a>, and no good ideas.<\/p>\n<p \/>So we were talking about 404s, and I was once again shamed by the fact that my various php sites (runaway truck, etc.) do not have a custom 404. Not because I don&#8217;t know how; <a href='http:\/\/www.404lab.com\/404\/custom.asp' target='somewhere'>I tell lots of other people how<\/a>. I just haven&#8217;t felt the need. So I thought maybe for lack of anything better to do, and craving something web-ish to do, that I could at least set that up.<\/p>\n<p \/>But then I looked at the 404, and was reminded of why I hadn&#8217;t set it up in the first place. That&#8217;s because, due to some coincidence that is probably only perfect and strange to me, one of the Apache configurations comes with <a href='http:\/\/www.runawaytruck.com\/hey404' target='somewhere'>a default 404 handler<\/a> that includes a link to my website. And I thought, why bother changing it, if it links back to me already?<\/p>\n<p \/>I recognize that this is kind of dumb because I&#8217;m the only person on the planet who would actually realize that, but still. Now you know why I&#8217;m slacking, at least.<\/p>\n<p \/>Some other quick updates!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href='http:\/\/www.bloomsburymkt.com' target='somewhere'>One of my clients<\/a> had their superswank garden shop named Best Garden Center in the <a href='http:\/\/www.citypages.com\/bestof2004\/boughtandsold\/bestof2235.asp' target='somewhere'>2004 Best of the Twin Cities<\/a>.<br \/>Note: I wrote the data-access and shopping cart. I didn&#8217;t design the site, because, you know, graphics. Who needs graphics?<\/li>\n<li>I finally have my spring class schedule in order. Yoga Mondays, woodshop Tuesdays, <a href='http:\/\/www.fema-wuchienpai.com\/' target='somewhere'>wu chien pai<\/a> Wednesdays. Thursdays are open for the Pilates class I never make it to at the Y. I have the best intentions, but 6:45 on a Thursday night? In my world that qualifies as weekend, and therefore I go out.<\/li>\n<li>Holy crap, I&#8217;ve been walking a lot!<\/li>\n<li>Next weekend, I will accompany my mom to grandma&#8217;s house for Mother&#8217;s Day. I&#8217;m looking forward to it, because Claudia rocks, and I will have some time away from 1) life and 2) the internet to do things like knit and walk along Green Bay.<\/li>\n<li>The weekend after that, we&#8217;re having a fundraising garage sale for <a href='http:\/\/www.plinko.net\/3day' target='somewhere'>my 3-day<\/a>! Come buy our <strike>trash<\/strike> fine merchandise! Also, that&#8217;s the weekend of the AIDSWalk. You&#8217;re still welcome to join Team Plinko for the event.<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;re getting in the neighborhood of 150 pieces of spam an hour, so if you email me and I don&#8217;t respond, it&#8217;s either because of imperfect spam filtering, or I hate you. Which you believe is your choice.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I gots me some work to do. Bye now.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yuh-huh. So Bertine and I were talking the other day about web projects. She&#8217;s got plans for Email Roulette v3, and me, I&#8217;ve got nothin&#8217;. I&#8217;ve got one new domain, and no good ideas. 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