{"id":586,"date":"2004-05-04T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-05T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=222"},"modified":"2004-05-04T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-05T06:00:00","slug":"all-eastern-and-such","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=586","title":{"rendered":"all eastern and such."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Um, hi.<\/p>\n<p \/>So, yeah! I started some new things this week. Monday night, I went back to yoga. I haven&#8217;t been for about a year, during which time Heather&#8217;s been saying, &#8220;Go back to yoga! It makes you happy!&#8221; And she&#8217;s right&#8230; it does make me happy. I could take it at the Y, but I heart <a href='http:\/\/www2.bitstream.net\/~jbyoga\/index.html' target='noodle'>Jeanne<\/a> a lot. She sees everything, in that the-pressure&#8217;s-on-so-get-it-right-dumbass kinda way, which is good for me. Anyway, I was really happy with how it went; I expected to be crabby over being so un-flexible (saying &#8216;inflexible&#8217; is just setting myself up for a slammin&#8217;, so I won&#8217;t, thank you), but I realized that I&#8217;m waaay stronger than last year. My balance still sucks, but I think there&#8217;s probably nothing I can do about that.<\/p>\n<p \/>And then today!! I started my martial arts class. Not just any martial arts, but the <a href='http:\/\/www.fema-wuchienpai.com\/index.html' target='noodle'>feminist eclectic<\/a> variety. And it was! I loved it. Yeah, it&#8217;s the kind of place where you feel uncomfortable saying &#8216;boyfriend&#8217; or &#8216;husband&#8217;, but that&#8217;s fine. I&#8217;ve been wanting to study martial arts for a while, but don&#8217;t know enough about it to pick the one that&#8217;s best for me. I was excited by this one because it&#8217;s kind of a blend of arts, and because I was a little familiar with it since Dario, my kickboxing teacher, taught us about Wu Chien Pai and Jujitsu.<\/p>\n<p \/>So, the girls there were really friendly, and Sensei Kore is great. She&#8217;s also a well-known local <a href='http:\/\/www.tatusbykore.com\/index.html' target='noodle'>tattoo artist<\/a>; I had trouble not staring at her arms the whole time, because she has some great armbands. I think my best moment was when she stopped me during agility training and made everyone watch. She said I had great balanced leg muscles, because usually women only have strong quads, not strong hamstrings. And that I was doing the stances exactly right (I credit yoga for that). I was so so proud. It might be stupid, but I&#8217;ve put a hell of a lot of work into my fitness training, every single day, and it means a lot to me when somebody like that notices it. It feels good.<\/p>\n<p \/>The thing I like about yoga and martial arts is that they&#8217;re all about focus and attentiveness and, most of all, respect. Even from the two-and-a-half hours I spent at the dojo tonight (ha! yessss!), I could feel it: you&#8217;re there and you drop the attitude. You shut up and pay attention. You take critique as an opportunity to improve. That stuff is remarkably difficult for me. This is a good thing.<\/p>\n<p \/>Also, I have a new black gi (uniform). It&#8217;s sexy.<\/p>\n<p \/>So I spent the last hour packing and doing laundry, then making Gladware bowls of oatmeal with raisins and protein powder and gathering packets of Tofurky Jurky. You&#8217;d think I was preparing for the end times, but really I&#8217;m just going to Upper Michigan. Mother Ripley and I leave Friday at lunchtime, and return Sunday night. It&#8217;ll be good, I think. My plans are to knit, walk, visit Stephan&#8217;s little French cafe for my coffee, and argue with my grandma. Also, my being gone over the weekend will give Scotty a chance to catch up on his sleep. Everybody wins!<\/p>\n<p \/>You may not hear from me until I return, so&#8230; you know. Be good. Bye.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um, hi. So, yeah! I started some new things this week. Monday night, I went back to yoga. I haven&#8217;t been for about a year, during which time Heather&#8217;s been saying, &#8220;Go back to yoga! It makes you happy!&#8221; And she&#8217;s right&#8230; it does make me happy. I could take it at the Y, but &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=586\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-9s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}