{"id":572,"date":"2004-06-08T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-09T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=236"},"modified":"2004-06-08T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-09T06:00:00","slug":"outta-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=572","title":{"rendered":"outta here."},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, helloooo.<\/p>\n

Just a quick note, because holy crap! I’m scrambling.<\/p>\n

My birthday was great! They made a big deal about it at work, which I wasn’t expecting. A buncha folks took me out to dinner, and I ate too much and laughed really hard and threatened the Sexiest Man Alive with the ass-kicking he so richly deserves. Don’t worry, I like him anyway.<\/p>\n

Afterwards, we stopped at Ben & Jerry’s, because they now have sugar-free ice cream. I got a tiny cup, and then went to Dunn Brothers for a small skim decaf cappuccino. Don’t ever<\/i> say I don’t know how to party.<\/p>\n

So the scrambling is over the fact that we’re leaving for Tennessee early tomorrow morning, for the Bonnaroo festival<\/a>. It’s gonna be awesome. And I’m sure I’ve said it before, but Nashville is one of my favorite places ever. Can’t wait to be back.<\/p>\n

Tonight I have to finish packing and go to martial arts and the to the Ripleys’ for that sugar-free cake my mother has been guilting me over for more than a week. ‘What am I supposed to make you, a birdseed cake??’ Christ. I mean, thanks, mom!<\/p>\n

See you next week.
Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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