{"id":570,"date":"2004-06-13T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-14T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=237"},"modified":"2004-06-13T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-14T06:00:00","slug":"homeward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=570","title":{"rendered":"homeward&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hey, i&#8217;m home.<\/p>\n<p \/>i had an awesome time in tennessee. as usual, the trip was dramatic and messy and great. i&#8217;m burnt to a fucking crisp, my clothes and shoes are filthy, and i&#8217;m badly in need of sleep after driving for 14 hours today. two people died there, and they weren&#8217;t even us! i laughed, i cried, i injured myself kicking the shit out of my car again. we decided that i&#8217;m the proud owner of the ghetto-est saab in the universe. i love chico, i hate chico, i want a new car, but i&#8217;m not ready to own that hot rod yet. gotta learn to be a mechanic first.<\/p>\n<p \/>i&#8217;ll probably do a travel journal entry about the trip because there are some good stories. in the meantime, i did do minute-to-minute updates on ye olde <a href='http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/f_o_n_y\/' target='outie'>fon-jrnl<\/a>, yes i did.<\/p>\n<p \/>so as per usual on return from vacation, i ran in and dumped my stuff and got online. 2387 emails and some websites later, it&#8217;s just as stupid and tiring as before. it&#8217;s sad when even television is more edifying. so gimme a chance to dig through my mail, and i just may get back to you!<\/p>\n<p \/>time for bed.<br \/>jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>p.s. enclosed with the best birthday present ever:<\/p>\n<p \/><i>your pain is the breaking of the shell which encloses your understanding. (kahlil gibran)<\/i><\/p>\n<p \/>wow. thank you so much. i&#8217;m going as soon as it doesn&#8217;t hurt to move.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hey, i&#8217;m home. i had an awesome time in tennessee. as usual, the trip was dramatic and messy and great. i&#8217;m burnt to a fucking crisp, my clothes and shoes are filthy, and i&#8217;m badly in need of sleep after driving for 14 hours today. two people died there, and they weren&#8217;t even us! i &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=570\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/so9qt-homeward","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}