{"id":529,"date":"2004-09-18T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-19T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=278"},"modified":"2004-09-18T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-19T06:00:00","slug":"ku-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=529","title":{"rendered":"ku you"},"content":{"rendered":"

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.<\/p>\n

First of all, I want you to know that I make the best goddamn chili on the planet. Yes, I do.<\/p>\n

Second, I will recap my weekend in haiku.<\/p>\n

sky captain<\/i> is good
’cause angelina jolie
isn’t onscreen much<\/p>\n

blood sugar crashes
10pm, i want to fight
people on the street<\/p>\n

friday night club scene
girls dressed in almost nothing
clutching date-rape boys<\/p>\n

saturday morning
cleaning cleaning cleaning clean
ing cleaning cleaning<\/p>\n

noontime exercise
cardio, lifting, yoga
stretching. i’m a freak.<\/p>\n

god’s in his heaven
and all is right with the world.
dinner at luce.<\/p>\n

sunday morning clean
ing cleaning cleaning cleaning
cleaning and coffee<\/p>\n

tried to go walking
foot hurts, ankle hurts, hip hurts
i’ll stick to the gym<\/p>\n

three cats in cages
blood trickling down both my arms
it’s open house day
[stolen from my lj<\/a>]<\/p>\n

hanging out with mom
she empties her fridge seeking
food that won’t kill me<\/p>\n

dad and stephanie
are shouting and arguing.
football season sucks.<\/p>\n

cocoa arrives home
and dumps a vase of orchids
to have her revenge<\/p>\n

That’s just about enough of that. There’s a lot more I wanted to tell you, but syllabic restrictions are a pretty effective editor.<\/p>\n

Good night.
Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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