{"id":521,"date":"2004-10-05T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-06T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=286"},"modified":"2004-10-05T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-06T06:00:00","slug":"i-need-coveralls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=521","title":{"rendered":"i need coveralls."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OH MAN.<\/p>\n<p \/>I am so so so very much in love with auto maintenance class, &#8216;for women&#8217; or not. We are well on our way to being mechanics, and soon I will be earning $11 an hour in my fabulous new career at a rapid oil change shop!!<!-- bring your truck over! i'll fix it up right. --><\/p>\n<p \/>OK, maybe I&#8217;ll stick with dev work. But still!<\/p>\n<p \/>The thing I love about this class is it&#8217;s exactly the way woodshop is: he (Bruce, in this case) shows us how it&#8217;s done, and then walks away. He put one tire on the balancing machine, put on weights, then said, &#8216;OK! You do the other three.&#8217; And I did! Sure, I cut both my thumbs with the tool used to remove the (lead, eesh) weights. When I realized I was bleeding on the tool, I handed it to Bertine to finish, while I held the tire in place. I got to use an air wrench and a torque wrench and discovered the joy of anti-seize, which would&#8217;ve saved me all the violence I have inflicted upon Chico while changing tires stuck on the hub, had I known about it then. I had black grime up to the elbows. It was awesome.<\/p>\n<p \/>So tonight I rotated and balanced my tires. Next week I will do my brakes. Also on the to-do list: oil change, spark plugs, transmission fluid, air filter, and fog lamps. The only thing I can&#8217;t do is fix the dent caused by <a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=284'>the forklift incident<\/a>. That&#8217;s being taken care of by the assailant.<\/p>\n<p \/>I think the best moment tonight was when he showed us how to make our own ramps out of 2x12s. My eyes lit up&#8230; woodshop <i>and<\/i> autoshop. Perfect harmony.<\/p>\n<p \/>Yes!<br \/>Jenni &#8216;&#8230;&#8217; Ripley<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OH MAN. I am so so so very much in love with auto maintenance class, &#8216;for women&#8217; or not. We are well on our way to being mechanics, and soon I will be earning $11 an hour in my fabulous new career at a rapid oil change shop!! OK, maybe I&#8217;ll stick with dev work. &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=521\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-8p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}