{"id":513,"date":"2004-10-23T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-24T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=294"},"modified":"2004-10-23T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-24T06:00:00","slug":"i-need-to-learn-hindi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=513","title":{"rendered":"i need to learn hindi."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, howdy.<\/p>\n<p \/>I was at the Y the other day (so many of my paragraphs begin as such, I know), and I saw on the tele-box the footage of Castro taking a fall. It was followed by a comment from the Bush administration: a reporter asked if he wished Fidel a speedy recovery, and the response was negative, followed by some heavy politicking. I thought maybe I misread the closed-captioning, because I couldn&#8217;t believe that they would actually not wish him well, at least on an official state level. But I checked cnn.com (shudder) today, and there it was:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class='small'>In Washington, the Bush administration used the opportunity of Castro&#8217;s accident to reiterate its desire to see him removed from power.<\/p>\n<p \/>&#8220;We heard that Castro fell,&#8221; State Department spokesman Richard Boucher said. &#8220;I guess you&#8217;d have to check with the Cubans to find out what&#8217;s broken about Mr. Castro. We, obviously, have expressed our views about what&#8217;s broken in Cuba.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p \/>When asked if he wished Castro a speedy recovery, Boucher said, &#8220;No.&#8221;<\/div>\n<p \/>Does anyone else find this completely appalling? That this is the state of international diplomacy? That the administration can&#8217;t muster basic human compassion? I have visions of W doing pratfalls in the White House, shouting, &#8220;Look, everybody, I&#8217;m Fidel! Hey, look at me! I&#8217;m Castro! Hey, everybody! Look!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p \/>It&#8217;s embarrassing, but it stands to reason in a political climate that thrives on fear. If we start humanizing the enemy instead of seeing the bloodthirsty monsters who hold us in a perpetual state of siege, we might actually have no reason to fight anymore. I&#8217;m pretty sure our economy can no longer function in a peaceful world. Best to keep the war machine running; we don&#8217;t know how to live otherwise.<\/p>\n<p \/>And another thing!!<\/p>\n<p \/>Ha. So! Stephanie and I had trouble agreeing on a movie the other night, so we saw that animated <i>Shark Tale<\/i> movie. It was sometimes funny, but not great. I&#8217;ve seen some kids&#8217; movies recently that have actually been pretty good. Anyway, I&#8217;m bothered by the fact that even in movies geared towards kids, Hollywood still seems to go out of their way to enforce ethnic stereotypes. It&#8217;s such cheap humor. This movie even had the typical black-white jokes.<\/p>\n<p \/>I dunno. It just seems pretty socially irresponsible to be feeding that to kids, who don&#8217;t have the cultural frame of reference to discern the very fine line between &#8216;funny&#8217; and &#8216;racist&#8217;. Which is really just a matter of personal judgment, anyway.<\/p>\n<p \/>In other, less opinionated news, I have been a crazy knittin&#8217; fool again, working on xmas presents. The awesome thing is that I&#8217;m now comfortable enough around this stuff that I&#8217;ve started designing my own patterns, or modifying existing ones. I&#8217;ve been writing them down so someday I can actually share them, too. At the moment, I&#8217;m working on this cable-knit scarf I designed for Mother Ripley, in the most fantastic organic cotton yarn. This is the first time I&#8217;ve attempted cables, and they&#8217;re nowhere near as difficult as I expected. The hard part is paying a lot of attention, because if you screw up you can&#8217;t just drop stitches and fix them with a crochet hook; you end up pulling out rows of work and having to figure out where you got off track.<\/p>\n<p \/>The problem with me and knitting (as with me and any hobby), is there are so damn many things I want to do. I&#8217;ll never have enough time for them all. When I die, expect my tombstone to reflect that sentiment:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div align='center'><i>jennifer lynn ripley<br \/>1973-2073<br \/>didn&#8217;t have time to learn hindi.<br \/>lame!<\/i><\/div>\n<p \/>Note: I figured I should make my expiration date something really far out into the future, just in case there&#8217;s some kind of interweb death hex. You just never know. And I figure 100 years is plenty of time to get at least <i>most<\/i> of my to-do list accomplished.<\/p>\n<p \/>Note II: Yes, I want my tombstone in lowercase.<\/p>\n<p \/>Speaking of tombstones, I can&#8217;t wait for Halloween. And with that complete nonsequitur, I&#8217;m off.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, howdy. I was at the Y the other day (so many of my paragraphs begin as such, I know), and I saw on the tele-box the footage of Castro taking a fall. 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