{"id":492,"date":"2004-12-05T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-06T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=315"},"modified":"2004-12-05T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-06T06:00:00","slug":"moved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=492","title":{"rendered":"moved!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dude!<\/p>\n<p \/>There&#8217;s a lot. I always say that, even when there isn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;m the girl who cried content!<\/p>\n<p \/>This weekend, I moved into my aforementioned perfect apartment-home in south Minneapolis. Saturday was spent hauling a few very heavy things from my house, and the equivalent weight in many smaller things from my parents&#8217; house. I didn&#8217;t think I had a lot of stuff. After carrying it all, I felt like I was wrong about that. But having put most of it away, I realize I don&#8217;t really have <i>that<\/i> much stuff. I even have empty cabinets. Such a novelty.<\/p>\n<p \/>My dad is such a&#8230; dad, in that he wants to do everything himself and then be crabby with us for having to do everything himself. He&#8217;s quick for a nearly-60-year-old, which means I have to rush to keep ahead of him. I tried to keep him to stick to just loading\/unloading, so the younger folk could do the stairs and such. But no, he&#8217;s got to go lifting eight pieces of furniture at once. It&#8217;s a problem. So in all my rushing, I did myself some damage. I smashed my hand, I bruised my ribs, and I got hit in the head so hard I fell down not once but <i>twice<\/i>. But I have survived, or otherwise you&#8217;d be stuck reading that last post for all eternity.<\/p>\n<p \/>My furniture consists of a living room set, a bed, and a computer desk. I&#8217;ll need to be getting me some bookshelves and a dresser and, oh hey! maybe even a kitchen table! Right. Also, I don&#8217;t have a microwave, which is cooking appliance #1: my oatmeal-making process the last two days has been laughable at best.<\/p>\n<p \/>Right now the living room, dining room, bathroom, and kitchen are all put-together and unpacked. The bedroom is dangerous for anything besides standing in one place or sleeping. I even put up the xmas tree; I have star lights in the windows, and big lights around my door. I&#8217;m so totally cheesy it rules. When I packed my clothes, I pulled out a bunch to donate, and I did the same unpacking. I have so damn clothes, and I wear maybe 5% of them. It&#8217;s bad when I&#8217;m having to question the structural integrity of the metal rod in the closet.<\/p>\n<p \/>There&#8217;s more, but I&#8217;m rushing because the cable dude is apparently standing outside my building right this moment, 25 miles away. I haven&#8217;t had internet all weekend. Not that it wasn&#8217;t a nice vacation, actually.<\/p>\n<p \/>More later! With pictures!<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>P.S. The mp3 server will be back tonight. Stop emailing me to tell me it&#8217;s down. I know this, because I&#8217;m the one who took it down.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dude! There&#8217;s a lot. I always say that, even when there isn&#8217;t. I&#8217;m the girl who cried content! This weekend, I moved into my aforementioned perfect apartment-home in south Minneapolis. Saturday was spent hauling a few very heavy things from my house, and the equivalent weight in many smaller things from my parents&#8217; house. 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