{"id":491,"date":"2004-12-05T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-06T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=316"},"modified":"2004-12-05T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-06T06:00:00","slug":"bullets-not-bulletproof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=491","title":{"rendered":"bullets. not bulletproof."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m back!<\/p>\n<p \/>Now, I don&#8217;t have all those photos I promised you yet. Go easy on me, I&#8217;ve only had this internet thing for 5 hours, and half of those I&#8217;ve been out in the big world.<\/p>\n<p \/>Time for some bullets!<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<ul>\n<li>I wasn&#8217;t planning on attending the MCAD art sale on Friday, but then I was over there and saw two things I needed to own. By the time I got there for the event, one was gone, but I got the other. It&#8217;s dark grey text on black and is so beautifully Russian-constructivist. Sigh.\n<p \/>And damn, that was a huge event. Best people-watching in a long time.<\/p>\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>Saturday morning, <a href='http:\/\/www.outsidersandothers.org\/' target='uhhuh'>Yuri&#8217;s gallery<\/a> was having their xmas sale thang, so I ended up with&#8230; guess? Yeah, more art. I have to start avoiding galleries, because a human only has so much wallspace, not to mention cash.\n<p \/>I am very very much excited about the artwork I own, however. Much of it was purchased in the past several months and I didn&#8217;t bother putting it up, since the house was on the market. I started that process tonight, and then I ran out of nails. My neighbors were probably ok with that.<\/p>\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>The second order of bidness after unpacking (which is almost complete) is having a housewarming party. I&#8217;m planning this for December 18. I&#8217;m well aware that everyone else is already having their own pre-xmas party that day, because I&#8217;ve already accepted two invitations myself. I don&#8217;t care. Be here, or I&#8217;m putting your name on the scribbled list I keep in the bottom of my underwear drawer.*\n<p \/>You are invited provided you are not a serial (or spree) killer. If I don&#8217;t send you info soon, <a href='mailto:j@plinko.net?subject=apartmentwarmingfiesta!'>email me<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>The third order of bidness will be bookshelves, because I&#8217;m already tired of looking at those six boxes on the floor. It&#8217;s been 3 days.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>Homie was kind enough to lend me a microwave until I buy a cute one. Yes, I buy all my appliances and electronics based on looks. Duh.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>The mpthree server has returned with a new address. <a href='mailto:j@plinko.net?subject=mp3goodness'>Email me<\/a> for that, too.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>Dude, did you ever realize that if our sisters got together, they&#8217;d be like some kind of all-powerful superhero team? Yeah, maybe best to keep them apart.<!-- think about it!! man. -->\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>The cats like to help me unpack a <i>lot<\/i>. Last night I found Cocoa closed up inside a box of underwear. She&#8217;d been in there maybe two hours, and did nothing but stick her paw out the handle to mess with Chiva.\n<p \/>When I see the kinds of things cats consider entertainment, I&#8217;m perhaps a little envious.<!-- i said perhaps again! --><\/p>\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>Wait, I do have a photo for you! <a href='http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/images\/xmastree.jpg' target='uhhuh'>My unironic silver xmas tree!<\/a> Someone asked me if he could have the tree recently. I killed him with my bare hands.\n<p \/><\/li>\n<li>Or you know, if you&#8217;re just feeling a little down in the dumps about that embarrassing rash, go ahead and <a href='mailto:j@plinko.net?subject=apartmentwarmingfiesta!'>email me<\/a>. Mostly I just wanted to see how many times I could put an email link in a post.\n<p \/>And the answer is three! Critical mass has been achieved.<\/p>\n<p \/><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p \/>Oh yeah, sleep! Good night.<!-- sweet dreams, love --><br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>* I don&#8217;t actually have an underwear drawer (yet), so I think that means you&#8217;re safe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m back! Now, I don&#8217;t have all those photos I promised you yet. Go easy on me, I&#8217;ve only had this internet thing for 5 hours, and half of those I&#8217;ve been out in the big world. Time for some bullets! 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