THIS HAPPENED.<\/p>\n
Friday night, Cindi and Matt and I parked near Luce and hopped a train to the other side of town to have dinner at Grumpy’s before the Doomtree show. We rode back shortly after 9 to meet up with Wendy and Willis. As we stepped off the train, a dude asked us if we wanted free drinks, and handed us coupons for Drink, The Original Fun Bar<\/a><\/em>. Though Matt was not thrilled about it, Cindi and I thought we should probably go claim our free cocktails from Drink: The Original Fun Bar<\/em>, despite the fact that it sucks a lot.<\/p>\n No, really. We’d gone in there one night a year or so ago, just because it was the only bar along First Avenue we hadn’t been to. We went in, got a shot, used the bathroom, and wanted to tear our hair out with disgust and rage by the time we ran back out, approximately 5 minutes later. I’m pretty sure if we’d spent any more time there, we’d have either gotten herpes or moved to Eden Prairie. Possibly both.<\/p>\n But, you know, exploiting them for free drinks. It seemed like the right thing to do.<\/p>\n So we took our coupons to the guys at the door, and Cindi verified that we could use them. Next thing I know, the bouncer was pointing at my chest. In order to set foot inside Drink: The Original Fun Bar<\/em>, you cannot have visible tattoos. Or at least not above the elbows; my lower arms were OK with them, but not my chestpiece, or Cindi’s shoulders. Those tattoos are against the dress code at Drink: The Original Fun Bar<\/em>.<\/p>\n Our minds blown, headed toward O’Donovans, where you’re far more likely to see more people with visible tattoos than without. As we crossed the street, another Drink: The Original Fun Bar<\/em> employee tried to pass us free drink cards. When we explained to her why they wouldn’t let us in, she told Cindi to on a sweater.<\/p>\n What the fuck? You’d think we were livin’ in Mississippi.<\/p>\n Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" THIS HAPPENED. Friday night, Cindi and Matt and I parked near Luce and hopped a train to the other side of town to have dinner at Grumpy’s before the Doomtree show. We rode back shortly after 9 to meet up with Wendy and Willis. As we stepped off the train, a dude asked us if …read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tattoos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}