{"id":479,"date":"2004-12-20T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-21T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=328"},"modified":"2004-12-20T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-21T06:00:00","slug":"not-getting-sick-not-getting-sick-not-getting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=479","title":{"rendered":"not getting sick not getting sick not getting&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To-day in binary.<\/p>\n<p \/><b>not down: being sick<\/b><br \/>I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s up. I got up and puked and got dizzy and crashed and spent the first half of the day with a pounding headache. The second half I&#8217;ve felt unusually warm and my neck and shoulders are killing me. I fell asleep twice on the couch in the half hour I was sitting there knitting, waiting for my ride. Now my throat&#8217;s starting to hurt. This is clearly no damn bueno.<\/p>\n<p \/><b>down: presents!<\/b><br \/>Turns out Scotty&#8217;s refrigerator boxes were housewarming gifts; the xmas ones arrived separately. That meant I got to open them today! They&#8217;re beautiful, and so perfect for me. And&#8230; wow. I cried really hard.<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;m turning into my mother!<\/p>\n<p \/><b>not down: cold<\/b><br \/>Holy shit! To brightside this, at least we have a tiny tiny bit of snow.<\/p>\n<p \/><b>down: more presents!<\/b><br \/>The Amazon fairy paid another visit and I wish to announce that I&#8217;m being very good and placing everything under my tree until xmas, even the Secret Santa stuff. Unless directed otherwise, as above.<\/p>\n<p \/><b>not down: dying?<\/b><br \/>I&#8217;m questioning my ability to stand up long enough to take a shower right now. I think I&#8217;ll go to bed. I really hate the idea of dying stinky, though.<\/p>\n<p \/>Dilemma.<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To-day in binary. not down: being sickI&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s up. I got up and puked and got dizzy and crashed and spent the first half of the day with a pounding headache. The second half I&#8217;ve felt unusually warm and my neck and shoulders are killing me. I fell asleep twice on the couch &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=479\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-7J","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}