{"id":478,"date":"2004-12-21T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-22T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=329"},"modified":"2004-12-21T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-22T06:00:00","slug":"ten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=478","title":{"rendered":"ten"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, good evening to you!<\/p>\n

1) Amazon boxes #3 and 4! Who knew?<\/p>\n

2) My kitchen drawer got stuck. I slipped my hand inside to fix it and promptly got my finger stabbed with a brand new knife. I got blood all over the sink and wall and my phone during the time I called my mom to ask how you know whether you need stitches or not.<\/p>\n

3) I think I should maybe have gotten stitches, since it’s been bleeding all night. However, I fortuitously have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow anyway.<\/p>\n

4) I bought a knife rack at IKEA. Coincidence? Not at all. The knives are vacating the drawer.<\/p>\n

5) Wanda totally hooked us up with her 15% IKEA discount. That plus the huge sale… DAMN.<\/p>\n

6) I was supposed to finish my sister’s scarf tonight, for family xmas tomorrow. I can’t knit.<\/p>\n

7) I CAN’T KNIT!! My finger is all bloody and stiff. I am perhaps a little agitated about this.<\/p>\n

8) I got baking sheets and a huge set of wrenches from Homie for xmas. The dichotomy is perfection. I love it.<\/p>\n

9) I had this cycle of wanting-to-die-for-an-hour, feeling-fine-for-two running all day long. It’s better than being ill straight through, as it allows for better productivity. I’m feeling better tonight. I intend to not be infectious over the holidays.<\/p>\n

10) I recorded a big moment in Chico’s history<\/a>. He’s a senior citizen now! Sigh.<\/p>\n

Ten is the limit! Good night.
Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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