Happy new year, druzhki!!<\/p>\n
For you, various items, some of them perhaps even interesting.<\/p>\nI. Photographs.<\/p>\nHere are a couple blurry offcolor phone-pictures I love so well: the animals<\/a> and downtown St Paul<\/a> the other day with the bizarre weather: mostly overcast with some anemic blue sky peeking through, and this strange smoky haze. Supposedly the air-quality index was at code red.<\/p>\nI did a lot<\/i> of home-improvin’ this weekend, but was courteous enough to not start drilling into my walls until after 10am on New Year’s day. I put up a shelf and oldschool hotel-style towel rack in my bathroom. In the kitchen<\/a>, I put up my spice shelves and knife rack. Also, I have already accomplished New Year’s Resolution The First: I got me a little baby plant<\/a> and put it on one of the tables Scotty got me for my moving-in adventure. It will relocate to the smaller table, as it fits there perfectly, but only after I can be sure the cats are leaving it alone. They usually choose laying-down and eating over knocking shit over, but sometimes they surprise me.<\/p>\nII. Movie.<\/p>\nI saw The Life Aquatic<\/i> and loved it, except for the overly-trippy animated sea creatures. It’s a movie that will appeal to a very limited audience, I think, but it’s awesome. Bill Murray is one of those actors I can’t stand 99% of the time, but Lost in Translation<\/i> is one of my favorite movies ever. Same goes for Jim Carrey: I love Eternal Sunshine<\/i> but mostly I’d rather vomit in my shoe than have to watch one of his other films.<\/p>\nIII. Trackin’.<\/p>\nI’ve mentioned before my superfantastico user-tracking system. Homie<\/a> ported it to PHP this weekend, so now three of us are a little too obsessed with it. If you have ever done this thing in which you spill your guts for complete strangers to view and judge on a regular basis, you will understand the interest we have in this information; if you don’t, you may feel violated, but you shouldn’t. I figure it’s only fair to know a little bit about you, since I tell you almost everything about me. Right? Right.<\/p>\nThe most interesting detail I’ve come up with is that out of my top 40 most-regular readers, I only know 15 of you. For certain, at least. I confess I’ve developed a fascination with a few of you I know nothing about except a location and the pattern of your visits. Feel free to introduce yourselves. I promise I won’t stalk you; I don’t have the time. I just like to know.<\/p>\nIV. Stalkers.<\/p>\nSurprisingly, this conversation was unrelated to the previous item. I was thinking about it after this LJ interview the other day, so tonight I was telling Homie that I figured I have pretty good instincts and am unlikely to end up in a situation in which I am murdered or locked in a cage in someone’s basement, but who knows?<\/p>\n\nHappy new year, druzhki!! For you, various items, some of them perhaps even interesting. I. Photographs. Here are a couple blurry offcolor phone-pictures I love so well: the animals and downtown St Paul the other day with the bizarre weather: mostly overcast with some anemic blue sky peeking through, and this strange smoky haze. 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