{"id":471,"date":"2005-01-03T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-04T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=336"},"modified":"2005-01-03T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-04T06:00:00","slug":"unfinished-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=471","title":{"rendered":"unfinished business"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi!<\/p>\n<p \/>Today I got smacked down hard, twice!, for my irritability at the immense gym overcrowding the past couple days. And they&#8217;re right; it&#8217;s a totally assholish attitude to have. I shouldn&#8217;t even have to remind myself of the admiration I have for people who seek to improve themselves. It&#8217;s hard as hell to keep pushing in the right direction every day, and to stand back up when you get knocked down. Having to wait half an hour for a machine is a shitty thing to complain about.<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;m here to learn.<\/p>\n<p \/>Tonight we were chillin and going to dine at Natraj, but I had to reconsider those plans because I have PMS, and if I eat Indian food, which I like way too much, I&#8217;ll have to beat myself with a stick later. Knowing my tendency towards excessive body-hate during these moments, I&#8217;ve been having awesome workouts and eating very very healthy, because it makes me feel good. I told Micci in a not-even-joking way that I&#8217;m bringing her muffins made of not one but <i>two<\/i> superfoods on Thursday. The thing I love about my officemate is that she&#8217;s excited about it; most others curl up dead-bug style at the mention of these borderline food-experiments.<\/p>\n<p \/>I went to the Blaisdell Y (i.e. the one a mile from my house) today, which is proof I get way too attached to my regular spots, since I&#8217;ve lived here a month and have been going to my old Y 5 miles away every day. This Y was awesome; they had 4 choices of elliptical machines and a bigger weight room than the other. They don&#8217;t have the system that rewards you with points and your name on the wall, but I think I&#8217;m over having proving myself (to myself, duh) with the VW-Beetle-lifting and all that. I&#8217;ll probably still go to Edina 3 times a week to lift, though, just because the machines there remember my weights for me. If I have to set them myself every time, my lack of memory will cause me some sort of strain-related injury, I know it.<\/p>\n<p \/>Have you ever tried to do kneeling yoga poses on a hardwood floor? Or stretch, for that matter? Why don&#8217;t I just go buy a damn exercise mat? My old yoga mat still has sawdust on it, and driveway-crap from using it to climb under my car. And while I love that, it renders it useless for its original purpose.<\/p>\n<p \/>Speaking of Chico, I added WD-40 to the list of materials used to repair my car in highly stupid situations, which also includes duct-tape and twist-ties and a toothpick. This particular situation was especially <i>me<\/i>, as I was relating to Scotty this morning:<\/p>\n<p \/><i>so, my car&#8217;s ignition is in the center console between the seats<br \/>the cupholder is about 4&#8243; away from that<br \/>urban bean has a problem with the lids staying on their coffee cups<br \/>you see where i&#8217;m going with this?<!-- it's fixed!!! --><\/i><\/p>\n<p \/>This was causing the radio to stay on even after I had shut the car off. And I couldn&#8217;t lock the doors, either. I had to bring my iPod inside with me, for God&#8217;s sake!<\/p>\n<p \/>Um, this post is very, very hyphenated. Did you notice that? Because I sure did.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi! Today I got smacked down hard, twice!, for my irritability at the immense gym overcrowding the past couple days. And they&#8217;re right; it&#8217;s a totally assholish attitude to have. 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