{"id":468,"date":"2005-01-12T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-13T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=339"},"modified":"2005-01-12T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-13T06:00:00","slug":"mr-hooper-doesnt-know-what-hes-in-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=468","title":{"rendered":"mr hooper doesn&#8217;t know what he&#8217;s in for."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man.<\/p>\n<p \/>I owe you an email. I owe you a letter. And a phonecall. I&#8217;m sorry! It&#8217;s been crazy.<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;ve been a little crabby this week because of work. Micci is gone and there&#8217;s only one me on this project, so I&#8217;m without my favorite work-chica <i>and<\/i> it&#8217;s one crisis lurking inside another like one of those Russian nesting dolls, only the big doll is the size of a bus. So yeah.<\/p>\n<p \/>Today was much better, though, and I just woke up to realize it&#8217;s Thursday, and you may not know what that means, but I do. I won&#8217;t be wanting to go to work tomorrow at all, and that 8am meeting could well kill me. Especially considering it&#8217;s supposed to be -5 and el Chico is being a major asshole about it.<\/p>\n<p \/>Being not a hat person, I knit myself this headwrap thing from one of the <i>Stitch n Bitch<\/i> books. I was proud of myself for adapting it in such a way that it tapers in and doesn&#8217;t cover the bottom part of my ears, because it bugs me to have something touching the tragus rings and the big rings in my earlobes. Yes, I do indeed adapt my knitting to accommodate piercings*. Anyway! It&#8217;s black and I&#8217;m putting Koigu flowers on it, but I haven&#8217;t finished the flowers yet. So I wore it as is, and I spent a good portion of the day wondering, &#8216;does this make me look like a cancer patient? Cute? Cancer? Cute? Cancer?&#8217; I have decided on &#8216;cute&#8217;, because nobody looked at me in a sympathetic way, and the new guy at the coffeeshop (over lunch; Gigi&#8217;s seems to have a very strict no-boy policy) gave me free coffee. Yay for the cute headwrap. It saved me two bucks.<\/p>\n<p \/>Along with the cute\/cancer debate, another ponderance today was whether they give awards in bodybuilding competitions just for one group of muscles, or if it has to be a package deal. Because I would totally enter my triceps. They&#8217;re awesome. I arrived at them totally as a byproduct of something else, but once I discovered that, I&#8217;ve been running with it. The rest of the body gets the short end of the take-it-or-leave it deal, but you know. You work with what you have.<\/p>\n<p \/>Last night I was crazily baking again! I can&#8217;t eat this stuff, but something tells me <i>somebody<\/i> will. I love it.<\/p>\n<p \/>On that note, I have to go do about a million things now. Just FYI, I will likely be somewhat preoccupied for the next week or so, and may be out of touch. But I will try to keep you apprised of my comings-and-goings, muchachos mios. No pun intended.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>* No, really, you should see my sweaters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh man. I owe you an email. I owe you a letter. And a phonecall. I&#8217;m sorry! It&#8217;s been crazy. I&#8217;ve been a little crabby this week because of work. 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