{"id":453,"date":"2005-02-21T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-22T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=354"},"modified":"2005-02-21T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-22T06:00:00","slug":"no-place-like-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=453","title":{"rendered":"no place like home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And I&#8217;m back!<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;d really like to write about the trip, but my travel journal is missing, sorta. I mean, it&#8217;s <a href='http:\/\/www.runawaytruck.com\/' target='there'>there<\/a>, but only <i>sorta<\/i>. So I&#8217;ll wait til the domain-transfer and reconfiguration process are complete. And here I was thinking this internet was easy!<\/p>\n<p \/>Our Nation&#8217;s Capitol was, well, something. You see, it&#8217;s east coast, so I think, <i>EAST COAST!<\/i> And I forget about the south part. It&#8217;s totally south of the Mason-Dixon line. DC is too preoccupied with money and politics and interest groups to be cultured and artsy, or to even have good shopping, at the bare minimum.<\/p>\n<p \/>I did a lot of shopping, which meant like three different H&#038;Ms*, none of which had Scotty&#8217;s hoodie at all. Sigh. I spent a lot of money at this Japanese gift shop in Dupont Circle. I managed to find some good falafel a couple times. I went to the new Air &#038; Space annex (awesome) and the Hirschhorn and botanical gardens, which suck for having removed their zen garden. The Spy Museum ruled; my favorite part was when I got to climb through an air duct in the ceiling. Apart from and amongst that stuff, I walked. It&#8217;s what I do. For about 8 hours on both Thursday and Friday, and lesser amounts of time after that, when I discovered that Vans aren&#8217;t made for walkin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p \/>It was fucking cold out there. It was like the same temperature as here, but windy and that damp near-water cold. I spent three days the bright pink of a spring-breaker in Daytona Beach because of windburn, and I learned the very literal meaning of &#8216;freezing my ass off&#8217;. There were times I wondered how I could still be moving when I couldn&#8217;t feel my limbs at all.<\/p>\n<p \/>Hopefully soon I will have some typing on runawaytruck.com for you, and some photos as well!<\/p>\n<p \/>It was not so great to get back to work, but I did write some badass code involving PDF-rendering and saving, which reminds me of just how very easy it is to write viruses. I thought that technology was supposed to be beyond that by now, but no. Huge vulnerabilities. Yuck.<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;ve been meaning to mention this forever: the do campaign. I kept seeing these billboards with little blurbs about being more active. The messages and design are great, and it took me way too long to track down <a href='http:\/\/www.do-groove.com' target='there'>this site<\/a>. (Maybe put it on the billboards? Just a thought). Anyway, I really like this campaign. It&#8217;s aimed at adults over 30, trying to get them moving. Here&#8217;s the <a href='http:\/\/www.doer.state.mn.us\/ei-sehpp\/do\/Docampaign.htm' target='there'>state&#8217;s website about the program<\/a> as well. I think the first line says it all:<\/p>\n<p \/><i>Physical inactivity and diet combined are the second-leading causes of preventable death and disease in the United States.<\/i><\/p>\n<p \/>Also, this is the second good thing that a health insurance company ever did, the first being the $20-a-month discount on health club memberships. Which unfortunately only applies if you <i>have<\/i> health insurance. Sigh again.<\/p>\n<p \/>One thing I had forgotten about apartment-living is that you accumulate more clothes. This is due to the fact that laundry is a pain in the ass. Since it&#8217;s $3\/load in my building and the dryers don&#8217;t work very well, I exercise two options: if I&#8217;m out running around, going to the Y and such, I take my laundry to my house in Richfield. If I want free dinner and to sit around knitting, I take it to my mom&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p \/>Since it had already been a while and then I went on a trip, I now have such a giant bag of laundry in the back seat of Chico that I had to shift it around so I could see out the rear window. I&#8217;m reduced to wearing the way-too-big jeans (uncomfortably scrunched with a belt around the hips) and gym socks. Tonight I will wash it all, drive it home, and lug it back up to my home a la laundry sherpa. Which is the other thing about apartment-living: all of a sudden, it&#8217;s like you grew a few more arms, rather than have to make another trip.<\/p>\n<p \/>I have more things, but it seems most of them involve photodocumentary evidence, and I&#8217;m quite Photoshopless at work. Therefore I will defer those, and wish you a very good afternoon.<\/p>\n<p \/>Jenni<\/p>\n<p \/>* Once Minneapolis has H&#038;M and Trader Joe&#8217;s, we will officially have all the good shopping here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And I&#8217;m back! I&#8217;d really like to write about the trip, but my travel journal is missing, sorta. I mean, it&#8217;s there, but only sorta. So I&#8217;ll wait til the domain-transfer and reconfiguration process are complete. And here I was thinking this internet was easy! Our Nation&#8217;s Capitol was, well, something. 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