{"id":450,"date":"2005-02-27T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-28T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chocolatemussolini.com\/cm\/default.asp?n=357"},"modified":"2005-02-27T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-28T06:00:00","slug":"search-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=450","title":{"rendered":"search me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Amigos mios!<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;d like to write to you about my weekend, but that will have to wait til my supersexy pdf-rendering shiznit is done and tested today. In the meantime, here is something I keep giggling about.<\/p>\n<p \/>This is a condensed list of what people searched for in the past two weeks to get themselves to this here website:<\/p>\n<p \/>\n<div class='small'>cervical mucous when pregnant<br \/>red velvet cake<br \/>onetitwonder.com<br \/>super-golden-crisp<br \/>hot toys for a 7 year old<br \/>what is matter with chocolate<br \/>get a load of these billboards<br \/>last week at jenni<br \/>good things that mussolini did<br \/>len druskin<br \/>love jenni icons<br \/>stock car cafe menu charlotte<br \/>jinx jenni<br \/>mussolini fucked<br \/>1099 contracting<br \/>draw without lifting your pen<br \/>inflexible yoga sucks<br \/>sweeeeeet<br \/>hard lump on the back of the neck<br \/>funny farm sheep testicles<br \/>nerdy chocolate<br \/>mussolini jokes<br \/>something cool to knit<br \/>knitting porn<br \/>muscular boys<br \/>we have no scar to show for happiness<br \/>body flow ymca<br \/>veggie wild string cheese<br \/>do svidanye <i>(this is &#8216;goodbye&#8217; in russian, fyi)<\/i><br \/>dead bug yoga<br \/>small lump on side of my neck tired<br \/>jenni chico<br \/>chocolate is also used for<br \/>self-induced coma<br \/>p.b. loco the peanutbutter experience<br \/>coffee perv<br \/>eq-life and best buy<br \/>it&#8217;s brothers of minneapolis<br \/>jasmine deli minneapolis<br \/>geek squad owned by best buy<br \/>funny pictures of mussolini<br \/>knit hoodie pattern<br \/>bobby and steve&#8217;s auto world<br \/>seethru wear<br \/>there&#8217;s something beyond one&#8217;s self<br \/>delivering phone books<br \/>jenni likes chocolate<br \/>high hipbones<br \/>&#8230; and my #1 favorite:<br \/>something to jerkoff to<\/div>\n<p \/>I hope he found what he was looking for.<\/p>\n<p \/>I&#8217;ll be back!<br \/>Jenni<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amigos mios! I&#8217;d like to write to you about my weekend, but that will have to wait til my supersexy pdf-rendering shiznit is done and tested today. In the meantime, here is something I keep giggling about. This is a condensed list of what people searched for in the past two weeks to get themselves &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/?p=450\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/po9qt-7g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/queenofsubtle.com\/cm\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}